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The Arctic Warfare Cadre of Veloclub has been at it again! As the mercury dropped towards two degrees, Our Glorious Leader led us out for a brisk twenty-seven miler in search of tea and cake, exercising his new electrical bicycling machine. Our favourite top up stop is at Chapman’s Nursery (no relation) in Rosliston. Luckily the amps, volts and watt-not that partly power our hero were barely diminished by the journey. We didn’t need any ‘current’ cake!

We were particularly gratified on this trip by the many roadside notices advertising our latest business venture, specialised protective undergarments for the discerning, older, cycling ex-Tabler, branded “Skid-Risk”. Look out for us on Dragons’ Den.

Yours in Fellowship and extra layers,

Brompton Boy

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