The Fastest Milkman

As many of you will know, Ernie Murray made a dramatic early exit from President’s Night, much to the consternation of all. Good news is he’s back home, feeling better, and would like to pass on this message:

I am recovering well from this latest episode and I apologise to our President, club members and guests for disrupting their enjoyment of his eponymous Dinner. Contrary to rumours, my collapse was not due to a Welsh cake becoming stuck in my craw. I didn’t even get a chance to try one before I was flung to the floor by my well meaning table companions. On that point, I am truly grateful to all those who came to my aid, from activating my heart monitor, placing me in the recovery position to calling for an ambulance and waiting with me until I was carted off to hospital. I am also humbled by the large number of messages I have received from fellow members of our club wishing me well. These have been greatly appreciated. I hope to see everyone at the AGM next month.


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