Men!
I must warn you against the moral dangers that lurk in the murky world of isolation. My mentor Lord Baden-Powell was, I believe, correct in railing against the solitary vices to which isolation can lead. A man must, when the chips are down or unavailable, set to and improve his mind and body – although I appreciate that the bodies and minds of our membership are near the pinnacle of perfection demanded by society, Tangent in particular.
As the newly deposed President, I feel it is my duty to set an example to any waverers who may be tempted to waste this virus-given opportunity for improvement and waste their time in frippery and dissolution, gardening, painting and such like. I certainly haven’t…
The Previous President
No alcohol or means of self flagelation
truly an example to us all