The theme was Beach. Very appropriate for a pub in the middle of the Yorkshire Dales. Whilst we wait for what will, no doubt, be a heavily redacted account of what happened, here are some teasers.

No locals (they ran screaming)

…and who can blame them.

Wait till you see what the photographer was wearing – keep following this breaking news item.
This is shocking behaviour! How do people own these sort of outfits! And the people that do – who lets them out into the wider community?